1 1/4 cup Patience
1 tsp. Courage
1 lb. Adaptability
3/4 cup Tolerance
Dash of Adventure
Splash of Humor
With the above ingredients, add 2 Tbsp of elbow grease. Leave alone for one year. Marinate with salty tears. Pour off excess fat. Sprinkle every so often with money. "Knead" dough until payday. Season with International spices. Bake for twenty years or until done. Serve with Pride!
